Thursday, November 12, 2015

Sorry If Re-Post



I don't actually know where to begin with this one. Is it the fake and shitty Eame's chairs copy? is it the backdrop resembling thoses stickers you put in the bathroom so you dont slip? Mike Douglas looks particularly pert and propper, mama's milk still dappling his dew and the haircut(!) he just about pops a boner when he learns that Vince Edwards not only swam in college but also attended OHIO U!!!!

I felt weird at that part, my underwears were all sticky and I fell alseep for a bit so I didnt catch the ending. If any of you know more about this dashing Vince Edwards fellow, please let me know. He's a real charmer. Sings too!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Who Is? Vince Edwards

I had a real problem w/ this one last night. What other film did we see in this one?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Is It For Me To Review?

It was an amazing week in the way of expensive purchases and past times, also I collected several high-numbered receipts, that I am pretty sure should become totally deductible! I'm legit! Just ask me!

go ahead..just ask me...
Here's a little grocery list..
Bodum..(price undetermined as of this writing.)
#2 - table! 40$ cash..no receipt given(?)
#3 ipod (now this one's tricky) 300$
&#4 other ipod 400$ (lol)
5 etc
also the bus was late and the restaurant I went to smelled like Drano so I didn't eat there.

The name of the restaurant is Earl's. Dont ever go there. It's crap.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

diarrhea

diarrhea

A widespread condition involving recurrent abdominal pain and diarrhea or constipation, often associated with stress, depression, anxiety, or previous intestinal infection
A chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines, esp. the colon and ileum, associated with ulcers and fistulae
Illness caused by bacteria or other toxins in food, typically with vomiting and exploding diarrhea.

Monday, April 16, 2012

HAMMER TIME

Picked up this bad boy over at the local hardware store. It works great for banging stuff, and generally smashing things. Put a fantastic hole in my counter-top.


Sunday, April 15, 2012

Mom, I Hate You!!!!


I must say; I have consumed a great deal of television in my time. Most of it hovers around the level of quality of the clip above.

WORDS FAIL

I was planning on writing this whole long-winded, convoluted diatribe about my beloved Mi Goreng noodles, but I simply couldn't bring myself to do it. I love you Mi Goreng. I could never sell you short like that.

I am disgusted even to post: but you understand...(tax deductions)


Price ; 2 for 99 cents
Value ; Limitless.


Saturday, April 14, 2012

Sad Passing of a Great Artist

fell off a barstool; fondled a startled woman's breasts

Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim

allegedly drunken

Kinkade's word is as worthless as his artwork

filed for bankruptcy

I was lying. I hate this shit-head. Rot in hell, Goof!