Monday, April 16, 2012

HAMMER TIME

Picked up this bad boy over at the local hardware store. It works great for banging stuff, and generally smashing things. Put a fantastic hole in my counter-top.


Sunday, April 15, 2012

Mom, I Hate You!!!!


I must say; I have consumed a great deal of television in my time. Most of it hovers around the level of quality of the clip above.

WORDS FAIL

I was planning on writing this whole long-winded, convoluted diatribe about my beloved Mi Goreng noodles, but I simply couldn't bring myself to do it. I love you Mi Goreng. I could never sell you short like that.

I am disgusted even to post: but you understand...(tax deductions)


Price ; 2 for 99 cents
Value ; Limitless.


Saturday, April 14, 2012

Sad Passing of a Great Artist

fell off a barstool; fondled a startled woman's breasts

Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim

allegedly drunken

Kinkade's word is as worthless as his artwork

filed for bankruptcy

I was lying. I hate this shit-head. Rot in hell, Goof!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Now How Do You Doubt My Pizza?

Delicious food-stuff's & many, many delectable products will be on display for your and our delectation!
Stay Tuned & Stay PUT

                 
   <3<3<3 THERE WILL BE PIZZA <3<3<3

...like nobody's watching

FAST COMPANY

The Shape of Things to Come...

mouth waters...

buy the sizzle

like its all on display

a disgusting show of force

true republic

spinning

3-piece chicken dinner?

handurger
more disgusting abuse of power

cant tell if troll or not (?)