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Fine Dining in Decline

 Have you ever went over a friends house to eat And the food just ain't no good? The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, And the chicken tastes like wood So you try to play it off like you think you can By saying that you're full And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!" So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie And you say that you already ate And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food" So you pile some more on your plate While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin' Of the moment that it's time to leave And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin' Into something that looks like cheese Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place I don't care what these people think, I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous With this ugly food that stinks" So you bust out the door while it's still closed Still sick from the food you ate And then you run to the store for quick relief From a bottle of Kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks later To see how he has been And he says, "I understand about the food, Baby Bubba, but we're still friends" With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin' To the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

WHALE!

 i looked at a movie today, name of' The Whale. 

i thought it was going to be a comedy about a guy who is a little too chubby but it wasnt funny at all. there were no scenes nor scenarios where he was stuck wedgeded in a compact car or had trouble navigating his way through narrow doorways. all he did was jerk it to gay porn on the internet and let a christian guy go into his house. it was kinda gross actually.

i guess maybe by the end he loses weight and holds up his old size 90 pants but i didnt last that long. movie got intolerable at around the 2 minute mark so i just switched to grand theft auto and killed a bunch of NPC assholes for fun

i do hope brendan fraiser can eventually lose weight. or maybe just eat subway sandwiches and become a sex offender like everyone else who eats subway food.

I FUCKIN' LOVE FIRE

How To; Eat Xmas Chockies

CANDY MOTHERFUCKERS!

A Conversation with Bertrand Russell (1952)

Streaming Service TV Show Review: Murder Mountain

OK, I've done my time with dumpster hippies, old shit-heads from
"back in the day" asshole losers, criminals, dope peddlers and other assorted shit-for-an-excuse retards, but the NETFLIX produced True Crime 6 part TV show Murder Mountain isn't really that good. The first episode is kinda interesting, mainly how it ends leaving the viewer wanting to see episode 2, but after that it kinda trails off into this foolish assumption that the discerning viewer will not discern that there really ain't much story in there.

It really is too bad when parents lose their kids but unfortunately the lost kid they chose for this NETFLIX production simply isn't that likable. The uncomfortable looking family photos they exploit while his after the fact regretful shit parents wail and bemoan their lot don't do much for me. I cant speak to the low hanging audience these type of cod-hobbling dog-fuck productions aim for. You will probably enjoy it. I didn't

By the episode 5 of 6 I was already bored. There was much scenes of some poor baby lost to its parents but I could give a fuck. I was rooting for the sociopathic murder-drug dealer pot grower guys by 10 minutes in. Only a jerk would miss the fact the entire series is geared towards the anti-marijuana lobby, and fuck those tools. FUCK THOSE TOOLS

If you like true crime, and you NETFLIX and chill well you will do just fine binge watching this baloney. If you have a shred of artistic sensitivity in your soul, some semblance of the empathy needed to see through crapola like the likes of likely lads at NETFLIX then beware. Do not watch this shit hole pile of dogshit. also. FUCK THAT GUYS PARENTS. THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY GOT.

SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry If Re-Post

I don't actually know where to begin with this one. Is it the fake and shitty Eame's chairs copy? is it the backdrop resembling thoses stickers you put in the bathroom so you dont slip? Mike Douglas looks particularly pert and propper, mama's milk still dappling his dew and the haircut(!) he just about pops a boner when he learns that Vince Edwards not only swam in college but also attended OHIO U!!!!

I felt weird at that part, my underwears were all sticky and I fell alseep for a bit so I didnt catch the ending. If any of you know more about this dashing Vince Edwards fellow, please let me know. He's a real charmer. Sings too!

Who Is? Vince Edwards

I had a real problem w/ this one last night. What other film did we see in this one?

Remote Control Helicopter Review

It's Been A Slice

My Trip To McDonald's

 

Is It For Me To Review?

It was an amazing week in the way of expensive purchases and past times, also I collected several high-numbered receipts, that I am pretty sure should become totally deductible! I'm legit! Just ask me!

go ahead..just ask me...

Here's a little grocery list..
Bodum..(price undetermined as of this writing.)
#2 - table! 40$ cash..no receipt given(?)
#3 ipod (now this one's tricky) 300$
&#4 other ipod 400$ (lol)
5 etc
also the bus was late and the restaurant I went to smelled like Drano so I didn't eat there.

The name of the restaurant is Earl's. Dont ever go there. It's crap.

diarrhea

diarrhea

Irritable bowel syndrome

A widespread condition involving recurrent abdominal pain and diarrhea or constipation, often associated with stress, depression, anxiety, or previous intestinal infection

Crohns disease

A chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines, esp. the colon and ileum, associated with ulcers and fistulae

Food poisoning

Illness caused by bacteria or other toxins in food, typically with vomiting and exploding diarrhea.

You Will Never Eat Lunch In This Town Again

First-Rate Restaurant Reviews appearing in this space soon!

HAMMER TIME

Picked up this bad boy over at the local hardware store. It works great for banging stuff, and generally smashing things. Put a fantastic hole in my counter-top.

Mom, I Hate You!!!!

I must say; I have consumed a great deal of television in my time. Most of it hovers around the level of quality of the clip above.

WORDS FAIL

I was planning on writing this whole long-winded, convoluted diatribe about my beloved Mi Goreng noodles, but I simply couldn't bring myself to do it. I love you Mi Goreng. I could never sell you short like that.

I am disgusted even to post: but you understand...(tax deductions)

Price ; 2 for 99 cents
Value ; Limitless.

Sad Passing of a Great Artist

fell off a barstool; fondled a startled woman's breasts

Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim

allegedly drunken

Kinkade's word is as worthless as his artwork

filed for bankruptcy

I was lying. I hate this shit-head. Rot in hell, Goof!