You Will Never Eat Lunch In This Town Again

First-Rate Restaurant Reviews appearing in this space soon!

HAMMER TIME

Picked up this bad boy over at the local hardware store. It works great for banging stuff, and generally smashing things. Put a fantastic hole in my counter-top.

Mom, I Hate You!!!!

I must say; I have consumed a great deal of television in my time. Most of it hovers around the level of quality of the clip above.

WORDS FAIL

I was planning on writing this whole long-winded, convoluted diatribe about my beloved Mi Goreng noodles, but I simply couldn't bring myself to do it. I love you Mi Goreng. I could never sell you short like that.

I am disgusted even to post: but you understand...(tax deductions)

Price ; 2 for 99 cents
Value ; Limitless.

Sad Passing of a Great Artist

fell off a barstool; fondled a startled woman's breasts

Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim

allegedly drunken

Kinkade's word is as worthless as his artwork

filed for bankruptcy

I was lying. I hate this shit-head. Rot in hell, Goof!

Now How Do You Doubt My Pizza?

Delicious food-stuff's & many, many delectable products will be on display for your and our delectation!

Stay Tuned & Stay PUT

                 

   <3<3<3 THERE WILL BE PIZZA <3<3<3

...like nobody's watching

FAST COMPANY

The Shape of Things to Come...

mouth waters...

buy the sizzle

like its all on display

a disgusting show of force

true republic

spinning

3-piece chicken dinner?

handurger

more disgusting abuse of power

cant tell if troll or not (?)