Sunday, April 9, 2023

WHALE!

 i looked at a movie today, name of' The Whale. 


i thought it was going to be a comedy about a guy who is a little too chubby but it wasnt funny at all. there were no scenes nor scenarios where he was stuck wedgeded in a compact car or had trouble navigating his way through narrow doorways. all he did was jerk it to gay porn on the internet and let a christian guy go into his house. it was kinda gross actually.


i guess maybe by the end he loses weight and holds up his old size 90 pants but i didnt last that long. movie got intolerable at around the 2 minute mark so i just switched to grand theft auto and killed a bunch of NPC assholes for fun


i do hope brendan fraiser can eventually lose weight. or maybe just eat subway sandwiches and become a sex offender like everyone else who eats subway food.